We have somehow made sitting in a chair at 30,000 feet,, hurtling through the sky at well over 500 mph the safest form of travel, but we can’t stop 100 people dying every year from choking on pen caps.
do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them
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It’s said that 50% of marriages end in divorce, but no one mentions that the other 50% end in death.
(Source: reddit.com)
I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations
Its me outside. U want some muffins
What kind?
Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut
Bananas can nut?
You know what ill keep my muffins
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would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?
his day now
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even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
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